How to be cool for nerds

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Clean up your act
Stop bragging about your intellingence. It makes other people feel bad or they just want to beat you up more. Make your answers short, Example: Guy:"Hey can I borrow your spare pen?" You:"Most certanly but I want it back by 1:45 with no slobber,Broken tips or the ink below 3.56cm."

Becomes

Guy:"Hey can I borrow your spare pen?" You; for a while but don't mess it up ok?"

See? cooler.

Don't make bad jokes which needs the other guy to have the IQ of a teacher and interact friends(not including the Character on the computer screen). Don't even try to hang out with the cool kids without any of these skills not avalible otherwise you end up looking like a want to be.

Making friends
use the skills from the last section for maximum effect. The hard thing about  being an old student is that people have other friends so this makes things alot harder. Start of with kids a little bit cooler than you and once you have reached VERY GOOD FRIEND on thier friends list move up agian. This repeats until your happy with where you sitting in the popularity list.